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Rush Hour (Detective James Carter)
Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Rounders (Mike McDermott)
Listen, here’s the thing, if you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. Guys around here will tell you, you play for a living, it’s like any other job. You don’t gamble, you grind it out. Your goal is to
The Goodbye Girl by Neil Simon
Elliott: Will you listen very, very carefully to me? Just for once. This may be the last time I ever talk to you. Not everyone in this world is after your magnificent body, lady. In the first place, it”s not so magnificent. It”s fair, but it ain”t keeping me up
Cape Fear (Max Cady)
I ain’t no white trash piece of shit. I’m better than you all! I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I’m gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my good ol boys guts is gonna get me
The Witches of Eastwick (Alexandra Medford)
Well, you know, I have to admit that I appreciate your directness, Darryl, and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can be. I think-no, I am positive-that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Raoul Duke)
There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.