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Goodfellas (Karen Hill)
Well, we weren’t married to nine-to-five guys, but the first time I realized how different was when Mickey had a hostess party. They had bad skin and wore too much make-up. I mean, they didn’t look very good. They looked beat-up. And the stuff they wore was thrown together and
Clueless (Cher)
CHER: My birthday”s in April. As someone who”s older can I give you some advice? I mean, I don”t want to sound all judgmental and all, but it”s one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, it”s quite another to be fried at school all day.
The Apartment (C.C. “Bud” Baxter)
On November 1st, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783. If you laid all these people end to end, figuring an average height of five feet six and a half inches, they would reach from Times Square to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan. I know facts like this
Sweet and Lowdown (Emmet Ray)
I’m a little short this week, I’d give ya cab fare but I don’t think it’s a long walk home. … First time I had sex, seven years old. The guitar. Right, well that’s why we came up here. Alright, you get dressed. I’m a little exhausted. What’s your favorite
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men (Ryan)
Yes, it was a pickup. Plain and simple. And she was what one might call a granola cruncher. A hippie. And she was straight out of central casting: the sandals, flamboyantly long hair, financial support from parents she reviled, and some professed membership in an apostrophe-heavy Eastern religion that I