The World's Largest Monologues Database
Most Popular Monologues
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Mean Girls
Heathers
Mallrats (Brodie Bruce)
Doesn’t matter, it can’t happen. It’s impossible. Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?
The Glass Menagerie (Tom Wingfield)
I didn’t go to the moon. I went much further, for time is the longest distance between two places. Not long after that I left St. Louis. I descended the steps of our fire escape for the last time and from then on I followed in my father’s footsteps attempting
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy Summers)
All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it’s swell. And you come along and tell me I’m a member of the hairy mole club
The Princess Bride (Inigo Montoya)
Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
The Notebook (Noah Calhoun)
My Dearest Allie. I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I’ll smile at you
The Accused (Kathryn Murphy)
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Paulson has told you that the testimony of Sarah Tobias is nothing. Sarah Tobias was raped, but that is nothing. She was cut and bruised and terrorized but that is nothing. All of it happened in front of a howling crowd and that is nothing. Well,