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The Seven Year Itch (The Girl)
I think it’s just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination. … Your imagination! You think every girl’s a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there’s some guy in a
Casablanca (Ilsa Lund)
It’s about a girl who had just come to Paris from her home in Oslo. At the house of some friends, she met a man about whom she’d heard her whole life. A very great and courageous man. He opened up for her a whole beautiful world full of knowledge
Shakespeare in Love (William Shakespeare)
My story starts at sea. A perilous voyage to an unknown land. A shipwreck. The wild waters roar and heave. The brave vessel is dashed all to pieces, and all the helpless souls within her drowned. All save one: a lady whose soul is greater than the ocean, and her
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (The Grinch)
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I
The Fisher King (Anne)
Oh! You gotta believe in God! But I don’t believe God created Man in His image. ‘Cause most the shit that happens is because of men. Men were made in the devil’s image. And women were created outta God. ‘Cause, after all, women can have babies-which is kinda like creating.
Half Baked (Thurgood Jenkins)
Hey, what’s up everybody? I’m Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it’s funny but I can trace every path in my life to one childhood memory. My last clear memory really. You see, it was the summer before my ninth grade year. It was me, Kenny, Brian, Scarface and of course, lovable