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Network (Hackett)
HACKETT: I got a hit, Schumacher, and Ruddy doesn”t count any more. He was hoping I”d fall on my face with this Beale show, but I didn”t. It”s a big, fat, big-t -d hit, and I don”t have to waffle around with Ruddy any more. If he wants to take
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Excuse me? No offense, Brando, but maybe you could learn something from me. I”m just suggesting that maybe these kids we call peers have got the right idea. Maybe Bridget Schumacher isn”t as hippy-dippy as she pretends to be. Maybe that”s just the label she”s put on herself to
50 First Dates (Henry)
HENRY: My grandparents. He was a political prisoner in Argentina. She was a human rights observer sent to interview him. When it was time for her to leave, he asked if he could look at her face for a while so that he would have something beautiful to remember in
Mean Girls (Regina)
REGINA: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? She”s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. (as if this is shocking) I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It”s so embarrassing, I don”t even… whatever. Then, in eighth grade, I started going
Kids (Telly)
When you’re young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that’s all you got. When you go to sleep at night, you dream of pussy. When you wake up, it’s the same thing. It’s there in your face. You can’t escape it. Sometimes when you’re
Top Secret! (Nick Rivers)
Do you know which room the final chemistry exam is in? … No. … No. No, I haven’t studied. Oh no, I’m back in school. I can’t believe I’m back in school. … Thank God.