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Masters of the Universe (Skeletor)
People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to receive the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. … Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! Yes! … Yes. I
Blue Valentine (Dean Pereira)
I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, ’cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great. But it seems like girls
The Fault in Our Stars (Hazel and the Support Group)
HAZEL: I just wanna say… there will come a time when, you know, all of us are dead. It might be tomorrow. Might be a million years from now but… it”s gonna happen. And when it does, enough generations will come and go, there”ll be no one left to remember
Easy A (Olive Penderghast)
I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for “I love”.
Gone Girl (Tommy)
TOMMY: Do I look like I”d do well in prison? I plead down, man. Sexual assault one, no jail time. I”ve been unemployed for eight years because I have to write “Sexual Offender” on every job application. I”m on a neighborhood watch list because I have to register as a
Snatch (Brick Top)
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it