The World's Largest Monologues Database
Most Popular Monologues
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Mean Girls
Heathers
UPS International Shipping (UPS)
All right. International shipping. Well, your products are on a plane, ready to go to your customers in Europe to arrive on Friday, but Italy wants it there by noon, Paris early morning and London late afternoon. Well, if you had a UPS logo, now when your customers ask, you
Love and Death (Boris Grushenko)
Wheat. I’m dead, they’re talking about wheat. The question is: have I learned anything about life. Only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. The important thing, I think, is
Glee (Sue Sylvester)
I wanna pit these kids against one another, am I clear? … Ah, a chink in the armor, huh? I am going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a
The Princess Bride (Westley)
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
An Ideal Husband (Miss Mabel Chiltern)
Well, Tommy has proposed to me again. Tommy really does nothing but propose to me. He proposed to me last night in the music-room, when I was quite unprotected, as there was an elaborate trio going on. I didn’t dare to make the smallest repartee, I need hardly tell you.
The Social Network (Eduardo Saverin)
Sorry! My Prada’s at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my ‘fuck you’ flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! … You… You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken! … And I’ll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as