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Hallpass (Maggie)
MAGGIE: Remember last week when we went to Lucy”s award thing? That night when we got home, Rick and I were gonna … you know … and I was waiting for him in bed while he tucked the kids in, and I started wondering who he would be thinking about
Bull Durham (Crash Davis)
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing
Hunger (Bobby Sands)
I went there when I was twelve. Big cross-country race for the boys, and we were all in the back of a minibus headed towards Derry one morning. And this is big time. I mean, this is like International Athletics for us, because we’re racing against boys in the South,
American Graffiti (Manager)
MANAGER: Sit down a minute. Listen, it”s early in the morning. Now, I can”t really talk for the Wolfman. But I think if he was here he”d tell you to get your ass in gear. Now, no offense to your home town here, but this place ain”t exactly the hub
Cant Hardly Wait” (William)
WILLIAM: Mike Dexter”s an a -. He”s a knuckle-dragging half-wit who”s been taking advantage of his physical superiority for too long… (building in intensity) But tonight he”ll finally know what it”s like to have everybody laughing at him. To face the scorn and ridicule of the entire student body. Tonight
Inglourious Basterds (SS Colonel Hans Landa)
Monsieur LaPadite, are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? … But you are aware of what they call me. … What are you aware of? … “The Jew Hunter.” … Precisely. I understand your trepidation in repeating it. Heydrich apparently hates the moniker the