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Real Steel (Charlie Kenton)
Alright, you don’t wanna talk, fine! I’ll talk. What do you want me to say? I’m sorry? No, you knew. You knew from day one what this was. You decided to take the ride. I mean, what? You actually thought me, you and the little robot from the junk heap
Hard Candy (Geoff)
GEOFF: I – I stayed the summer with my Aunt Denise when I was a kid – her own kids like were four and five, I was seven, I didn”t want anything to do with them – the little girl, Lynnie, loved me – (a slow breath) – her favorite
Heathers (Veronica Sawyer)
My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss
The Muppet Movie (Kermit the Frog)
I didn’t promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double-features. So why did you leave the swamp in the first place? ‘Cause some agent fella said I had talent. Hmm. He probably says that to everybody. On
Pulp Fiction (Captain Koons)
Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad’s. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you’ll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me
Crazy, Stupid, Love (Robbie Marks Himself)
ROBBIE: Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in The Scarlet Letter: “No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” (Robbie puts down the paper, ignoring the jeers.) I am not bewildered! Jessica Riley