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Kramer vs. Kramer (Joanna Kramer)
I woke up this morning, kept thinking about Billy and I was thinking about him waking up in his room with his little clouds all around that I painted and I thought I should have painted clouds downtown because then he would think that he was waking up at home.
Fried Green Tomatoes (Evelyn Couch)
I never get mad, Mrs. Threadgoode. Never. The way I was raised it was bad manners. Well I got mad and it felt terrific. I felt like I could beat the shit out of all those punks. Excuse my language; just beat them to a pulp. Beat them until they
500 Days of Summer (Summer)
SUMMER: You don”t believe a woman could enjoy being free and independent? No, I”m not a lesbian. I”m just not comfortable being somebody”s “girlfriend.” I don”t want to be anybody”s anything, you know? It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own. Relationships are messy and
Freaky Friday (Anna Coleman)
Mr. Bates may I please speak with you? By what stretch of the imagination, I mean, like, how could I, like, get an “F”? I mean, what mistakes did I make? That was a college-level analysis. As a matter of fact I most certainly am qualified of making that point.
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
The King’s Speech (King George VI)
If I’m King, where’s my power? Can I form a government? Can I levy a tax, declare a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because the nation believes that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can’t speak. … In the past