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17 Again (Mike)
MIKE: You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you. (Mike speaks loudly now, playing to the cafeteria.) Oh but I do. All too well. You”re the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates the pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But, People, Stan”s a bully. Why? It would be
The Perks of Being A Wallflower (Patrick)
PATRICK: Yeah, I”ve got one. Well, there was this one guy. Queer as a 3 dollar bill. Guy”s father didn”t know about his son. So, he comes down into the basement one night when he”s supposed to be out of town. Catches his son with another boy. So, he starts
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Brian Fantana)
People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes – my left one is James Westfall and
Gremlins (Kate Beringer)
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple of hours went by. Dad wasn’t home.
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
Casablanca (Rick Blaine)
Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I’ve done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you’re getting on that plane with Victor where you belong. …Now, you’ve got