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Easy A (Rosemary)
ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. Because I was a s -. A big old s -. I slept with a whole bunch of people. A slew. A heap. A peck. Mostly guys.
Father of the Bride (George Banks)
I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That’s getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition. I know. I’ve just been through one.
Beautiful Creatures (Ethan Wate)
“No! I’m sick of listening to your family. I have been chased, spun, hypnotized, paralyzed, and damn near killed by your family. I have been going out of my mind for the past two weeks, then your mother shows up on my door step and damn near gives me a
Heathers (Veronica Sawyer)
My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Randle McMurphy)
Well as near as I can figure out, it’s because I fight and fuck too much. … She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and