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A Few Good Men (Nathan Jessup)
Take caution in your tone, Commander. I’m a fair guy, but this fuckin’ heat’s making me absolutely crazy. You want to know about code reds? On the record I tell you that I discourage the practice in accordance with the NIS directive. Off the record I tell you that it’s
School of Rock (Dewey)
DEWEY: I”m not Melvin Schneebly. I”m not even a teacher. Sorry, Roz. (Dewey gives a stunned Mrs. Mullins an apologetic smile. Confusion erupts in the crowd.) My name”s Dewey Finn. I came here “cause I needed a back-up band. I used to go here, though. I was kicked out when
Pride and Prejudice (Elizabeth Bennet)
Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done. … I’m sure that the feelings which, as you’ve told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it. … And I might
Double Impact (Chad Wagner)
I’m so sorry. Okay. Maybe you should relax now. Okay? Slowly. Close your legs. Ooohh. Beautiful. Doing well. You know, stretching is so important. For example, because of my big legs and karate I can do the splits no problem. … Don’t move. … Look Frankie, I’m busy with those
Marty (Marty Piletti)
Well, I don’t know either. I think I’m a very nice guy. I also think I’m a pretty smart guy in my own way. You know how I figure. Two people get married and are gonna live together forty or fifty years, so it’s gotta be more than whether they’re
