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The Big Lebowski (Jesus Quintana)
Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. … You said it man. Nobody
Swingers (Mike Peters)
Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you’re going to say it sucks and we’re all gonna leave and then we’re gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Princess Leia Organa)
General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father’s request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I’m afraid
The Godfather Part III (Michael Corleone)
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Rocky Balboa (Rocky Balboa)
You used to fit right here. I’d hold you up to say to your mother: This kid’s going to be the best kid in the world. This kid’s going to be somebody better than anybody I ever knew. And you grew up good and wonderful, it was great just watching
The Hangover (Alan Garner)
I’d like to, I’d like to say something that I’ve prepared tonight. Hello. How ‘bout that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a