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Alice in Wonderland (Mad Hatter)
I shall elucidate. Now statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday. … Ahh, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays. … What a small this world is. … Now blow the candle out my dear and make your wish come true. … A very merry unbirthday to you!
Superman II – The Richard Donner Cut (Jor-El)
Listen carefully, my son, for we shall never speak again. If you hear me now… then you have made use of the only means left to you: The crystal source through which our communications begun.
Sunset Boulevard (Joe Gillis)
Yes, this is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. It’s about five o’clock in the morning. That’s the Homicide Squad, complete with detectives and newspapermen. A murder has been reported from one of those great big houses in the ten thousand block. You’ll read about it in the late editions, I’m
The Parent Trap (Annie)
ANNIE: Sprout”s used to strange women riding her. Not that you”re strange or anything. Actually, compared to the others, you seem relatively normal.You want the 411? The “information”… the lowdown on the other women. Can”t say that I blame you. I”d want to know if I was number twenty-eight… I
Soul Food (Bird)
Who is that hoochie-koochie mama with her fat ass all over my man on the dance floor? This is my wedding day! I’m supposed to be happy!
The Notebook (Lon)
LON: So, the way I see it, I have three choices. One, I shoot him. That way, he”s dead, I go to prison, and you”re left with nobody. And let me tell you, right now, that doesn”t seem like such a bad option. Two, I kick the crap out of