5 Best Robert Riskin Monologues

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (Longfellow Deeds)

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (Longfellow Deeds)

Category: Movie Role: Longfellow Deeds From: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town

About my playing the tuba. Seems like a lot of fuss has been made about that. If, if a man’s crazy just because he plays the tuba, then somebody’d better look into it, because there are a lot of tuba players running around loose. ‘Course, I don’t see any harm in it. I play mine whenever I want to concentrate. That may sound funny to some people, but everybody does something silly when they’re thinking. For instance, the judge here is, is an O-filler. An O-filler. You fill in all the spaces in the O’s with your pencil. I was watching him. That may make you look a little crazy, your Honor, just, just sitting around and filling in O’s, but I don’t see anything wrong ’cause that helps you think. Other people are doodlers. This is the piece of paper he was scribbling on. I can’t figure it out. One minute it looks like a chimpanzee, and the next minute, it looks like a picture of Mr. Cedar. You look at it, Judge. Exhibit A for the defense. It looks kind of stupid, doesn’t it, your Honor? But I guess that’s alright if Dr. Von Haller has to doodle to help him think, that’s his business. Everybody does something different. Some people are ear-pullers, some are nail-biters. That Mr. Semple over there is a nose-twitcher. And the lady next to him is a knuckle-cracker. So you see, everybody does silly things to help them think. Well, I play the tuba.

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (Louise "Babe" Bennett)

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (Louise “Babe” Bennett)

Category: Movie Role: Louise "Babe" Bennett From: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town

I know why he won’t defend himself! That has a bearing on the case, hasn’t it? He’s been hurt, he’s been hurt by everybody he met since he came here, principally by me. He’s been the victim of every conniving crook in town. The newspapers pounced on him, made him a target for their feeble humor. I was smarter than the rest of them: I got closer to him, so I could laugh louder. Why shouldn’t he keep quiet, every time he said anything it was twisted around to sound imbecilic! He can thank me for it. I handed the gang a grand laugh. It’s a fitting climax to my sense of humor. Certainly I wrote those articles. I was going to get a raise, a month’s vacation. But I stopped writing them when I found out what he was all about, when I realized how real he was. He could never fit in with our distorted viewpoint, because he’s honest, and sincere, and good. If that man’s crazy, Your Honor, the rest of us belong in straitjackets!

Lost Horizon (High Lama)

Lost Horizon (High Lama)

Category: Movie Role: High Lama From: Lost Horizon

We have reason. It is the entire meaning and purpose of Shangri-La. It came to me in a vision long, long ago. I saw all the nations strengthening, not in wisdom, but in the vulgar passions and the will to destroy. I saw their machine power multiplying until a single weaponed man might match a whole army. I foresaw a time when man exulting in the technique of murder, would rage so hotly over the world, that every book, every treasure would be doomed to destruction. This vision was so vivid and so moving that I determined to gather together all things of beauty and culture that I could and preserve them here against the doom toward which the world is rushing. Look at the world today. Is there anything more pitiful? What madness there is! What blindness! What unintelligent leadership! A scurrying mass of bewildered humanity crashing headlong against each other, compelled by an orgy of greed and brutality. The time must come, my friend, when this orgy will spend itself, when brutality and the lust for power must perish by its own sword. Against that time is why I avoided death and am here and why you were brought here. For when that day comes, the world must begin to look for a new life. And it is our hope that they may find it here. For here, we shall be with their books and their music and the way of life based on one simple rule: Be kind. When that day comes, it is our hope that the brotherly love of Shangri-La will spread throughout the world. Yes, my son, when the strong have devoured each other, the Christian ethic may at last be fulfilled, and the meek shall inherit the Earth.

Lost Horizon (Sondra Bizet)

Lost Horizon (Sondra Bizet)

Category: Movie Role: Sondra Bizet From: Lost Horizon

Perhaps because you’ve always been a part of Shangri-La without knowing it. I’m sure of it, just as I’m sure there’s a wish for Shangri-La in everyone’s heart. I’ve never seen the outside world, but I understand there are millions and millions of people who are supposed to be mean and greedy. And I just know that secretly, they are all hoping to find a garden spot where there is peace, security, where there’s beauty and comfort, where they wouldn’t have to be mean and greedy. Oh, I just wish the whole world might come to this valley.

It Happened One Night (Pete Warne)

It Happened One Night (Pete Warne)

Category: Movie Role: Pete Warne From: It Happened One Night

Sure, I’ve thought about it. Who hasn’t? If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. Ah, where you gonna find her? Somebody that’s real, somebody that’s alive! They don’t come like that way anymore. Have I ever thought about it? Boy, I’ve even been sucker enough to make plans. You know, I saw an island in the Pacific once, never been able to forget it. That’s where I’d like to take her. She’d have to be the sort of a girl who’d jump in the surf with me and love it as much as I did. Nights when you and the moon and the water all become one. You feel you’re part of something big and marvelous. That’s the only place to live. The stars are so close over your head you feel you could reach up and stir them around. Certainly, I’ve been thinking about it. Boy, if I could ever find a girl who was hungry for those things…