3 Best Richard LaGravenese Monologues

The Fisher King (Anne)

The Fisher King (Anne)

Category: Movie Role: Anne From: The Fisher King

Oh! You gotta believe in God! But I don’t believe God created Man in His image. ‘Cause most the shit that happens is because of men. Men were made in the devil’s image. And women were created outta God. ‘Cause, after all, women can have babies-which is kinda like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men. ‘Cause let’s face it, the devil is a helluva lot more interesting. I slept with some saints in my day, believe me, I know. Egh-boy! So, the whole point of life, the whole point of life is for men and women to get married so God and the Devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married or anything. God forbid.

Freedom Writers (Erin Gruwell)

Freedom Writers (Erin Gruwell)

Category: Movie Role: Erin Gruwell From: Freedom Writers

Maybe we should talk about art. Tito’s got real talent, don’t you think? You know something? I saw a picture just like this once, in a museum. Only it wasn’t a black man, it was a Jewish man. And instead of the big lips he had a really big nose, like a rat’s nose. But he wasn’t just one particular Jewish man. This was a drawing of all Jews. And these drawings were put in the newspapers by the most famous gang in history. You think you know all about gangs? You’re amateurs. This gang will put you all to shame. And they started out poor and angry and everybody looked down on them. Until one man decided to give them some pride, an identity and somebody to blame. You take over neighborhoods? That’s nothing compared to them. They took over countries. You want to know how? They just wiped out everybody else. Yeah, they wiped out everybody they didn’t like and everybody they blamed for their life being hard. And one of the ways they did it was by doing this. See, they print pictures like this in the newspapers, Jewish people with big, long noses. Blacks with big, fat lips. They’d also published scientific evidence that proved that Jews and blacks were the lowest form of human species. Jews and blacks were more like animals and because they were just like animals it didn’t matter if they lived or died. In fact, life would be a whole lot better if they were all dead. That’s how a Holocaust happens. And that’s what you all think of each other.

Beautiful Creatures (Ethan Wate)

Beautiful Creatures (Ethan Wate)

Category: Movie Role: Ethan Wate From: Beautiful Creatures

“No! I’m sick of listening to your family. I have been chased, spun, hypnotized, paralyzed, and damn near killed by your family. I have been going out of my mind for the past two weeks, then your mother shows up on my door step and damn near gives me a heart attack but you know what. I don’t care about them, about the curse, you are not going dark and you are not losing me! No matter what you do, no matter what they do to me, I’m still here. Now what does that tell you?”