2 Best Michael Arndt Monologues

Toy Story 3 (Chuckles)

Toy Story 3 (Chuckles)

Category: Movie Role: Chuckles From: Toy Story 3

Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy. A friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso… Lotso was special. They did everything together. Never seen a kid and toy more in love. One day we took a drive, hit a rest stop, had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn’t give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy’s. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped.

Little Miss Sunshine (Frank Ginsberg)

Little Miss Sunshine (Frank Ginsberg)

Category: Movie Role: Frank Ginsberg From: Little Miss Sunshine

Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent twenty years writing a book almost no one reads. But he’s also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, because they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn’t learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you’re 18, think of the suffering you’re gonna miss. I mean high school? High school, those are your prime suffering years. You don’t get better suffering than that.