5 Best Lawrence Kasdan Monologues

The Big Chill (Meg Jones)

The Big Chill (Meg Jones)

Category: Movie Role: Meg Jones From: The Big Chill

They’re either married or gay. And if they’re not gay, they’ve just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they’ve just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They’re in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they’re tired of space, but they just can’t commit. Or they want to commit, but they’re afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don’t want to get near them.

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (Yoda)

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (Yoda)

Category: Movie Role: Yoda From: Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indiana Jones)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indiana Jones)

Category: Movie Role: Indiana Jones From: Raiders of the Lost Ark

Yes, the actual Ten Commandments. The original stone tablets that Moses brought down out of Mount Horeb and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing. Didn’t you guys ever go to Sunday School? Look, the Hebrews took the broken pieces and put them into the Ark. When they settled in Canaan, they put the Ark in a place called The Temple of Solomon, where it stayed for many years, till all of a sudden… whoosh, it was gone.