2 Best Chris Morgan Monologues

Wanted (Wesley Allan Gibson)

Category: Movie Role: Wesley Allan Gibson From: Wanted

I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. But I want you to know, if you weren’t such a bitch, we’d feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave – I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you, go fuck yourself.

Fast Five (Luke Hobbs)

Category: Movie Role: Luke Hobbs From: Fast Five

Aright listen up! The guys we’re after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down the hardest possible way so make sure you’ve got your funderwear on. We find ’em we take ’em as a team and we bring ’em back. And above all else we don’t ever, ever let them get into cars.