Adventureland (Tired-Looking Guy)

TIRED-LOOKING GUY: If you have half a brain, the job”s easy. Unbearably, soul-crushingly dull. But easy. The night shift is f -ing awful. It”s a f -ing stake through your brain. But after one a.m., it pay”s double-time. Why else would I do it? Okay… (sorting some papers) F -… It”s amazing how many of these f -ing Ivy League grads can”t write a single coherent sentence. I read this stuff – – it”s like what a lunatic might write on an asylum wall with his turd. You sure you want this job? Okay. F – it. Let”s get started.More Monologues from “Adventureland”