2 Best Regina Monologues – Opening Monologue

Mean Girls (Regina)

Category: Movie Role: Regina From: Mean Girls

REGINA: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? She”s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. (as if this is shocking) I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It”s so embarrassing, I don”t even… whatever. Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I blew her off to hang out with Kyle she would be like, “Why didn”t you call me back!?” And I would be, like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then my birthday was an all-girls pool party and I was like, I can”t invite you, Janis, because I think you”re a lesbian. I mean, I couldn”t have a lesbian there. Girls were going to be in their bathing suits. I mean, right? Then her mom called my mom and was, like, yelling at her. It was so retarded and then in the fall when we started high school all her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and now I think she does h -.More Monologues from “Mean Girls”RelatedShareTweetPin

Mean Girls, the Musical (Regina)

Category: Musical Role: Regina From: Mean Girls

REGINA: I”m going to forgive you. Because I”m on a lot of pain medication right now. You know I died for fifteen seconds, right? Spoiler alert: heaven looks like a really nice hotel in Miami. When I woke up in the street, all I could see was my mom”s face and Gretchen”s big face looking down at me. And they looked so surprised. Not even sad, just like, surprised that I could be bleeding. Like they forgot I was a human person. I”ve actually been a human person this whole time. I know I was harsh. And people say I”m a b -. But you know what they would call me if I was a boy? “Reginald”. That”s what my mom was gonna name me if I was a boy, so honestly I”d rather be “b -“.More Monologues from “Mean Girls”RelatedShareTweetPin