Let me tell you what “Like a Virgin'” is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song, it’s a metaphor for big dicks. Like a Virgin’s not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That’s what True Blue’s about. Now, granted, no argument about that…Let me tell you what Like a Virgin’s about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine. I’m talkin’ morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick… Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it’s like, whoa baby. I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in “The Great Escape”. He’s digging tunnels. She’s getting this serious dick action and she’s feelin’ something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her. You know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence … Like a Virgin.