3 Best Georgie Monologues

Welcome to Opening Monologue, your ultimate source for Georgie monologues! We've gathered the most popular ones for you right here.

Spike Heels (Lydia)

Spike Heels (Georgie)

Category: Play Role: Georgie From: Spike Heels

GEORGIE: Yeah, right, he “gave” me the damn job. I f -ing work my a – off for that jerk; he doesn”t give me s -. I earn it, you know? He “gave” me the job. I just love that. What does that mean, that I should be working at McDonald”s or something, that”s what I really deserve or something? Bullshit. F – you, that is such f -ing bulls -. You think I don”t know how to behave in public or something?Jesus, I was a godd – waitress for seven years, the customers f -ing loved me. You think I talk like this in front of strangers; you think I don”t have a brain in my head or something? That is so f -ing condescending. Anytime I lose my temper, I”m crazy, is that it? You don”t know why I threw that pencil, you just assume. You just make these assumptions. Well, f – you, Andrew. I mean it. F – you.I mean, I just love that. You don”t even know. You”ve never seen me in that office. You think I”m like, incapable of acting like somebody I”m not? For four months I”ve been scared to death but I do it, you know. I take messages, I call the court, I write his damn letters. I watch my mouth, I dress like this – whatever this is; these are the ugliest clothes I have ever seen – I am gracious, I am bright, I am promising. I am being this other person for them because I do want this job but there is a point beyond which I will not be f -d with! So you finally push me beyond that point, and I throw the pencil and now you”re going to tell me that that is my problem? What, do you guys think you hold all the cards or something? You think you have the last word on reality? You do, you think that anything you do to me is okay, and anything I do is f -d because I”m not using the right words. I”m, like, throwing pencils and saying f – you, I”m speaking another language, that”s my problem. And the thing is – I am America. You know? You guys are not America. You think you are; Jesus Christ, you guys think you own the world. I mean, who made up these rules, Andrew? And do you actually think we”re buying it?More Monologues from “Spike Heels”More Monologues from Theresa RebeckRelatedShareTweetPin

Jesus, I was a godd – waitress for seven years, the customers f -ing loved me. You think I talk like this in front of strangers; you think I don”t have a brain in my head or something? That is so f -ing condescending. Anytime I lose my temper, I”m crazy, is that it? You don”t know why I threw that pencil, you just assume. You just make these assumptions. Well, f – you, Andrew. I mean it. F – you.I mean, I just love that. You don”t even know. You”ve never seen me in that office. You think I”m like, incapable of acting like somebody I”m not? For four months I”ve been scared to death but I do it, you know. I take messages, I call the court, I write his damn letters. I watch my mouth, I dress like this – whatever this is; these are the ugliest clothes I have ever seen – I am gracious, I am bright, I am promising. I am being this other person for them because I do want this job but there is a point beyond which I will not be f -d with! So you finally push me beyond that point, and I throw the pencil and now you”re going to tell me that that is my problem? What, do you guys think you hold all the cards or something? You think you have the last word on reality? You do, you think that anything you do to me is okay, and anything I do is f -d because I”m not using the right words. I”m, like, throwing pencils and saying f – you, I”m speaking another language, that”s my problem. And the thing is – I am America. You know? You guys are not America. You think you are; Jesus Christ, you guys think you own the world. I mean, who made up these rules, Andrew? And do you actually think we”re buying it?More Monologues from “Spike Heels”More Monologues from Theresa RebeckRelatedShareTweetPin

I mean, I just love that. You don”t even know. You”ve never seen me in that office. You think I”m like, incapable of acting like somebody I”m not? For four months I”ve been scared to death but I do it, you know. I take messages, I call the court, I write his damn letters. I watch my mouth, I dress like this – whatever this is; these are the ugliest clothes I have ever seen – I am gracious, I am bright, I am promising. I am being this other person for them because I do want this job but there is a point beyond which I will not be f -d with! So you finally push me beyond that point, and I throw the pencil and now you”re going to tell me that that is my problem? What, do you guys think you hold all the cards or something? You think you have the last word on reality? You do, you think that anything you do to me is okay, and anything I do is f -d because I”m not using the right words. I”m, like, throwing pencils and saying f – you, I”m speaking another language, that”s my problem. And the thing is – I am America. You know? You guys are not America. You think you are; Jesus Christ, you guys think you own the world. I mean, who made up these rules, Andrew? And do you actually think we”re buying it?More Monologues from “Spike Heels”More Monologues from Theresa RebeckRelatedShareTweetPin

Spike Heels (Lydia)

Spike Heels (Georgie)

Category: Play Role: Georgie From: Spike Heels

GEORGIE: I understand you all right. This part, I think I got down solid. But what I don”t have, you know- what I want to know is- if you”re so f – real, Lydia, then what the hell are you doing here? I mean, if you”re so much better than me, then why even bother? You could just wait it out and I”ll drift away like a piece of paper, like nothing, right? “Cause that”s what I am. Nothing. Right? So why the f – are you up here, taking me apart? What an amazing f – now job you are all doing on the world. And I bought it! We all buy it. My family- they”re like, all of a sudden I”m Mary Tyler Moore or something. I mean, they live in hell, right, and they spend their whole lives just wishing they were somewhere else, wishing they were rich, or sober, or clean; living on a street with trees, being on some f – TV show. And I did it. I moved to Boston. I work in a law office, I”m the big success story. And they have no idea what that means. It means I get to hang out with a bunch of lunatics. It means I get to read books that make no sense. It means that instead of getting harassed by jerks at the local bar, now I get harassed by guys in suits. Guys with glasses. Guys who talk nice. Guys in suits. Well, you know what I have to say to all of you? Shame on you. Shame on you for thinking you”re better than the rest of us. And shame on you for being mean to me. Shame on you, Lydia.More Monologues from “Spike Heels”More Monologues from Theresa RebeckRelatedShareTweetPin

Spike Heels (Lydia)

Spike Heels (Georgie)

Category: Play Role: Georgie From: Spike Heels

GEORGIE: All of you. What an amazing f – snow job you all are doing on the world. And I bought it! We all buy it. My family – they”re like, all of a sudden I”m Mary Tyler Moore or something. I mean, they live in hell, right, and they spend their whole lives just wishing they were somewhere else, wishing they were rich, or sober, or clean; living on a street with trees, being on some f – TV show.And I did it. I moved to Boston, I work in a law office, I”m the big success story. And they have no idea what that means. It means I get to hang out with a bunch of lunatics. It means I get to read books that make no sense. It means that instead of getting harassed by jerks at the local bar, now I get harassed by guys in suits. Guys with glasses. Guys who talk nice. Guys in suits.Well, you know what I have to say to all of you? Shame on you. Shame on your for thinking you”re better than the rest of us. And shame on you for being mean to me. Shame on you Lydia.More Monologues from “Spike Heels”More Monologues from Theresa RebeckRelatedShareTweetPin

And I did it. I moved to Boston, I work in a law office, I”m the big success story. And they have no idea what that means. It means I get to hang out with a bunch of lunatics. It means I get to read books that make no sense. It means that instead of getting harassed by jerks at the local bar, now I get harassed by guys in suits. Guys with glasses. Guys who talk nice. Guys in suits.Well, you know what I have to say to all of you? Shame on you. Shame on your for thinking you”re better than the rest of us. And shame on you for being mean to me. Shame on you Lydia.More Monologues from “Spike Heels”More Monologues from Theresa RebeckRelatedShareTweetPin

Well, you know what I have to say to all of you? Shame on you. Shame on your for thinking you”re better than the rest of us. And shame on you for being mean to me. Shame on you Lydia.More Monologues from “Spike Heels”More Monologues from Theresa RebeckRelatedShareTweetPin