Boogie Nights (Dirk Diggler)
I’ve been around this block twice looking for something, a clue. I’ve been looking for clues and something led me back here, yeah, so here I am. Coulda been me who was at Ringo’s place when the shit went down. Hey, I know how it is cuz I been there. We’ve all done bad things. We all have those guilty feelings in our hearts, you want to take your brain out of your head and wash it and scrub it and make it clean, well no. But I’m gonna help you settle this. First we’re gonna check for holes, see what we can find, then we’re gonna get nice and wet, so you’re gonna spread your legs. That’s good, so you know me, you know my reputation? Thirteen inches is a tough load, I don’t treat you gently. That’s right: I’m Brock Landers. So I’m gonna be nice and I’m gonna ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Ringo? I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I’m a star. I’m a star, I’m a big bright shining star.