Mean Girls, the Musical (Regina)

REGINA: I”m going to forgive you. Because I”m on a lot of pain medication right now. You know I died for fifteen seconds, right? Spoiler alert: heaven looks like a really nice hotel in Miami. When I woke up in the street, all I could see was my mom”s face and Gretchen”s big face looking down at me. And they looked so surprised. Not even sad, just like, surprised that I could be bleeding. Like they forgot I was a human person. I”ve actually been a human person this whole time. I know I was harsh. And people say I”m a b -. But you know what they would call me if I was a boy? “Reginald”. That”s what my mom was gonna name me if I was a boy, so honestly I”d rather be “b -“.More Monologues from “Mean Girls”RelatedShareTweetPin