The Wizard of Oz Monologues

The Wizard of Oz (Dorothy Gale)

But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you… and you were there. But you couldn’t have been could you? No. Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn’t very nice, but most of it was beautiful; but just the same. All I kept saying to everybody was I want to go home and they sent me home! Doesn’t anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we’re home! Home. And this is my room and you’re all here and I’m not gonna leave here ever. Ever again. Because I love you all. And, oh Auntie Em! There’s no place like home!

The Wizard of Oz (The Wicked Witch of the West)

Well! Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of spears. Thought you’d be pretty foxy, didn’t ya? Well, the last to go will see the first three go before her! And her mangy little dog, too. How about a little fire, Scarecrow? You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world! Who would have thought that some little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness. No! No! I’m going. Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

The Wizard of Oz (Zeke The Cowardly Lion)

Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the Sphinx the Seventh Wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the ape in ape-ricot? What have they got that I ain’t got? Courage! You can say that again!