The Princess Bride (Inigo Montoya)
Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
But it’s so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy’s? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I’m not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.