Marty (Marty Piletti)
Well, I don’t know either. I think I’m a very nice guy. I also think I’m a pretty smart guy in my own way. You know how I figure. Two people get married and are gonna live together forty or fifty years, so it’s gotta be more than whether they’re just good-looking or not. Now you tell me you think you’re not so good looking. Well, my father was a real ugly man but my mother adored him. She told me how she used to get so miserable sometimes; like everybody, you know? And, and she says my father always tried to understand. I used to see them sometimes when I was a kid sittin’ in the living room talkin’ and talkin’. And I used to adore my old man because he was always so kind. That’s one of the most beautiful things I have in my life; the way my father and mother were. And my father was a real ugly man. So it doesn’t matter if you look like a gorilla. You see, dogs like us, we ain’t such dogs as we think we are.