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What can I do for you Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you? … I’m ready. … Show you the money. … Yea yea, no ,no show you the money. … Show me the money … Show me the money … SHOW ME THE MONEY! … SHOW ME THE MONEY! … I love the black man. … Show me the money. … I love black people …. You my motherfucker! … SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Alright so this is the world and there are five billion people on it. When I was a kid there were three. It’s hard to keep up. That’s better. That’s America. See, America still sets the tone for the world… In Indiana, Clark Hodd. 13. The best point guard in the country. Puberty hasn’t been easy. Becky Farling. You’ll see her in the next Olympics. Seattle, Washington. Dallas Malloy. Went to court to be allowed to box professionally. She’s 16. Art Stallings, Indio, California. Check out what pure joy looks like. In Odessa, Texas, the great Frank Cushman. Cush is 20. Quarterback, role model, my client. He’ll probably go number one in the draft this year. There’s genius everywhere, but until they turn pro, it’s like popcorn in the pan. Some pop… some don’t.
Hello? Hello. I’m looking for my wife. … Wait. Okay, okay. Okay. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I’m not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. You know, I was good in the living room. They’d send me in there, I’d do it alone. And now I just… I don’t know. But tonight, our little project, our company, had a very big night. A very, very big night. But it wasn’t complete, it wasn’t nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn’t share it with you. I couldn’t hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. … I missed my wife. … We live in a cynical world, a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors. … I love you. You complete me. And if I just had…
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello.