3 Best Steve Carell Monologues

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Little Miss Sunshine (Frank Ginsberg)

Little Miss Sunshine (Frank Ginsberg)

Category: Movie Role: Frank Ginsberg From: Little Miss Sunshine

Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent twenty years writing a book almost no one reads. But he’s also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, because they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn’t learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you’re 18, think of the suffering you’re gonna miss. I mean high school? High school, those are your prime suffering years. You don’t get better suffering than that.

Dinner for Schmucks (Barry Speck)

Dinner for Schmucks (Barry Speck)

Category: Movie Role: Barry Speck From: Dinner for Schmucks

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Unless you don’t have any water or sugar. And then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea. … Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone said to him, “You can’t be a great painter, you only have one ear.” And you know what he said? “I can’t hear you.” … So dare to dream. Dream your wildest dreams. You can climb the highest mountain. You can drown in a teacup, if you find a big enough teacup. And if somebody tells you that you can’t do something, you say, ‘Yes, I can. ‘Cause I’m doing it right now!’