4 Best Johnny Depp Monologues

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Captain Jack Sparrow)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Captain Jack Sparrow)

Category: Movie Role: Captain Jack Sparrow From: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept the fact that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Don Juan DeMarco (Don Juan)

Don Juan DeMarco (Don Juan)

Category: Movie Role: Don Juan From: Don Juan DeMarco

By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are…glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect…because I am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me in the way they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I search out the beauty that lies within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it. So, to answer your question, I see as clear as day that this great edifice in which we find ourselves is your villa. It is your home and as for you, Don Octavio DeFlores, you are a great lover like myself, even though you may have lost your way and your accent. Shall I continue?

Donnie Brasco (Donnie Brasco)

Donnie Brasco (Donnie Brasco)

Category: Movie Role: Donnie Brasco From: Donnie Brasco

“Forget about it” is like uh if you agree with someone, you know, like “Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass forget about it.” But then, if you disagree, like “A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!” You know? But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like Minchia, those peppers, “forget about it.” But it’s also like saying “Go to hell!” too. Like, you know, like “Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?” and Paulie says “Forget about it!” Sometimes it just means uh forget about it.