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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Cal Naughton Jr.)

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Cal Naughton Jr.)

Category: Movie Role: Cal Naughton Jr. From: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party…. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…