2 Best Cedric the Entertainer Monologues

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Barbershop (Eddie)

Barbershop (Eddie)

Category: Movie Role: Eddie From: Barbershop

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What’d you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally…I wouldn’t gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it’s just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody’s head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you something. At the end of the day…the end of the day, I was glad I was here. And now you!

Be Cool (Sin LaSalle)

Be Cool (Sin LaSalle)

Category: Movie Role: Sin LaSalle From: Be Cool

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a man’s ethnicity when you know we’ve influenced nearly every facet of white America. From our music to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool – walk, talk, dress, mannerisms. We enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It’s these conceits that comfort me when I’m faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted who have no talent, no guts. People like you who desecrate things they don’t understand when the truth is you should say ‘Thank you, man,’ and go on about your way.