3 Best Adam Sandler Monologues

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Reign Over Me (Charlie Fineman)

Reign Over Me (Charlie Fineman)

Category: Movie Role: Charlie Fineman From: Reign Over Me

I had three daughters….Geena was five. Jenny was seven, she, uh, she liked boys already. Julie was 9, she was, she was older. They all looked alike, Johnson, like Doreen. Doreen was my wife. DT. That was her nickname: Doreen Timpleman. She had a dog, Spider. Spider, the poodle. They’d wake me up all the time, Saturday mornings, you know, singin’ Beatles songs to me in harmony, the four of ’em. So cute, so cute. Doreen never never judged me, ya know, never nagged like, like some wives do. Just wanted me to take my shoes off so I didn’t wreck the carpet. That’s it. Doreen and the girls were very female. I was the oddball, ya know. Mr. Man. They adored me, Johnson…

Punch-Drunk Love (Barry Egan)

Punch-Drunk Love (Barry Egan)

Category: Movie Role: Barry Egan From: Punch-Drunk Love

I didn’t do anything. I’m a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me ‘that’s that’ before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say ‘that’s that’, Mattress Man.