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The Godfather (Vito Corleone)
You can act like a man! … What’s the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman? “What can I do? What can I do?” What is that nonsense? Ridiculous. You spend time with your family? … Good. ‘Cause a man
Network (Diana)
DIANA: Look, we”ve got a bunch of hobgoblin radicals called the Ecumenical Liberation Army who go around taking home movies of themselves robbing banks. Maybe they”ll take movies of themselves kidnapping heiresses, hijacking 747″s, bombing bridges, assassinating ambassadors. We”d open each week”s segment with that authentic footage, hire a couple
Men in Black (Agent J)
You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
Muriel’s Wedding (Muriel Heslop)
When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I’ve met you and moved to Sydney, I haven’t listened to one Abba song. That’s because my life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good
UPS International Shipping (UPS)
All right. International shipping. Well, your products are on a plane, ready to go to your customers in Europe to arrive on Friday, but Italy wants it there by noon, Paris early morning and London late afternoon. Well, if you had a UPS logo, now when your customers ask, you
Adventureland (Pete O”Malley)
PETE O”MALLEY: Hey, Lisa. We”re partners today. So, it”s official. My friend Boomer”s hooking me up a job at the Mercedes dealership on Jericho Turnpike. I”m totally psyched. I get a car right away. Way under list price, payments deducted from my check. I”m gonna go for a 560, convertible,