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Cant Hardly Wait” (Amanda)
AMANDA: Well… I mean I know why I started dating him. I just don”t know why I did it for so long. It”s just, at first it was all so unbelievable, you know? At my old junior high I was always just this little… nobody. Then I came to Huntingdon
The Producers (Max Bialystock)
How humiliating. Max Bialystock. Max Bialystock. You know who I used to be? Max Bialystock! King of Broadway! Six shows running at once! Lunch at Delmonico’s. $200 suits. You see this? This once held a pearl as big as your eye! Look at me now. Look at me now!! I’m
Crazy, Stupid, Love (Tracy)
TRACY: I”m unhappy, Cal. I”ve tried not to be. We”ve been married so long, somewhere we became… stagnant, you know? Okay, you”re not talking and you know that only makes me talk more. Maybe that”s good, maybe that”s good. Okay… (then) There”s this person. We”ve been spending time together. Lunches,
Animal Kingdom (Nathan Leckie)
You know what the bush is about? It’s about massive trees that have been standing there for thousands of years and bugs that’ll be dead before the minute’s out. It’s big trees and pissy little bugs. And everything knows its place in the scheme of things. Everything, everything sits in
Kids (Telly)
When you’re young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that’s all you got. When you go to sleep at night, you dream of pussy. When you wake up, it’s the same thing. It’s there in your face. You can’t escape it. Sometimes when you’re
American Graffiti (Joe)
JOE: Listen, ah – Carl, I – Curt. Despite you scratching Gil”s car, I like you. And I know what you”d like more than anything right now. Like every guy in town, you got the same secret dream, right? Ya want to join the Pharaohs. Huh? You can admit it