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Leon (Stansfield)
Tony, you’ve killed for us in the past, and we’ve always been satisfied, which is why it’s very hard for me to come down here today. One of my men was killed today in your territory, and the chinks tell me the killer was of the… Italian persuasion. Now, wait,
Little Miss Sunshine (Frank Ginsberg)
Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent twenty years writing a book almost no one reads. But he’s also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life and he looks back and
From Dusk till Dawn (Chet Pussy)
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy. This is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got
Lost in Translation (Bob Harris)
It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids. The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.Your life, as you know it… is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk… and you
The Glass Menagerie (Tom Wingfield)
I didn’t go to the moon. I went much further, for time is the longest distance between two places. Not long after that I left St. Louis. I descended the steps of our fire escape for the last time and from then on I followed in my father’s footsteps attempting
The Blind Side (Leigh Anne Tuohy)
One-mississippi – Joe Theismann, the Redskins quarterback takes the snap and hands-off to his running mate. Two-mississippi – it’s a trick play, a flea-flicker. And the running back tosses it back to the quarterback. Three-mississippi – up ’til now the play’s been defined by what the quarterback sees; it’s about