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Elmer Gantry (Elmer Gantry)
You think, uh, religion is for suckers and easy marks and molly coddlers, eh? You think Jesus was some kind of a sissy, hey? Well, let me tell you, Jesus wouldn’t be afraid to walk into this joint or any other speakeasy to preach the gospel. Jesus had guts. He
An Ideal Husband (Miss Mabel Chiltern)
Well, Tommy has proposed to me again. Tommy really does nothing but propose to me. He proposed to me last night in the music-room, when I was quite unprotected, as there was an elaborate trio going on. I didn’t dare to make the smallest repartee, I need hardly tell you.
The Big Lebowski (Jesus Quintana)
Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. … You said it man. Nobody
Superman II – The Richard Donner Cut (Jor-El)
Listen carefully, my son, for we shall never speak again. If you hear me now… then you have made use of the only means left to you: The crystal source through which our communications begun.
The Perks of Being A Wallflower (Patrick)
PATRICK: Yeah, I”ve got one. Well, there was this one guy. Queer as a 3 dollar bill. Guy”s father didn”t know about his son. So, he comes down into the basement one night when he”s supposed to be out of town. Catches his son with another boy. So, he starts
Dark City (Dr. Daniel Paul Schreber)
First there was darkness, then came the strangers. They were a race as old as time itself. They had mastered the ultimate technology: the ability to alter physical reality by will alone. They called this ability, tuning. But they were dying. Their civilization was in decline. And so they abandoned