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The Notebook (Allie)
ALLIE: I prayed for you to die. During the war. I really did, Noah. Well, not die. I would”ve felt terrible if you”d died. I just wanted you to kind of not be alive anymore. I couldn”t bear the thought of us never being together again, of your being with
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (The Grinch)
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I
The Fault in Our Stars (Isaac)
ISAAC: “Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a b -. But we forgive him. We forgive him… not because he had a heart as good as his real one sucked, or because of his superhuman handsomeness… Or because he got 18 years when he should have gotten more.” I”m
Heat (Lt. Vincent Hanna)
My life’s a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father’s this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we’re passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage, my third, because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That’s my
The Breakfast Club (John Bender)
I’ll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Christmas gift. You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, “Hey, smoke up Johnny.”
42nd Street (Julian Marsh)
All right, now, everybody. Quiet, and listen to me. Tomorrow morning, we’re gonna start a show. We’re gonna rehearse for five weeks and we’re gonna open on scheduled time. And I mean scheduled time. You’re gonna work and sweat and work some more. You’re gonna work days and you’re gonna