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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Ron Burgundy)
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children
Magnolia (Frank T.J. Mackey)
Earl. You don’t look that bad. You prick. “Cocksucker.” That’s what you used to like to say, right? “Cocksucker.” But you are a cocksucker, Earl. It hurts, doesn’t it? Huh? You in a lot of pain? She was in a lot of pain. Right to the end, she was in
Be Cool (Sin LaSalle)
Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a man’s ethnicity when you know we’ve influenced nearly every facet of white America. From our music to our style of dress, not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool – walk, talk,
Mallrats (Brodie Bruce)
Doesn’t matter, it can’t happen. It’s impossible. Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?
Grease (Betty Rizzo)
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity. Won’t go to bed ’til I’m legally wed. I can’t, I’m Sandra Dee. Watch it. Hey, I’m Doris Day, I was not brought up that way, Won’t come across, Even Rock Hudson lost, His heart to Doris Day. I don’t drink
The Breakfast Club (Brian)
Brian: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you”re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to