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Gone with the Wind (Rhett Butler)
I’m not asking you to forgive me. I’ll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I’ll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There’s one thing I do know… and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me
The Devil Wears Prada (Miranda Priestly)
This stuff’? Oh, ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about
Reign Over Me (Charlie Fineman)
I had three daughters….Geena was five. Jenny was seven, she, uh, she liked boys already. Julie was 9, she was, she was older. They all looked alike, Johnson, like Doreen. Doreen was my wife. DT. That was her nickname: Doreen Timpleman. She had a dog, Spider. Spider, the poodle. They’d
The Bridge on the River Kwai (Lieutenant Colonel Nicholson)
I’ve been thinking. Tomorrow it will be twenty-eight years to the day that I’ve been in the service. Twenty-eight years in peace and war. I don’t suppose I’ve been at home more than ten months in all that time. Still, it’s been a good life. I loved India. I wouldn’t
The Hustler (“Fast” Eddie Felson)
We really stuck the knife in her, didn’t we, Bert? Boy, we really gave it to her good. Then we twisted it, didn’t we, Bert? Of course, maybe that doesn’t stick in your throat, ’cause you spit it out just the way you spit out everything else. But it sticks
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (Louis de Pointe du Lac)
1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now. But times were different then, I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans. I had lost my wife in childbirth, and she and the infant had