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Magnolia (“Quiz Kid” Donnie Smith)
I’m sick. I’m sicker now. I confuse melancholy with depression sometimes…. I’m sick. I’m sick and I’m in love. … That’s right. That’s the first time you’ve been right. I confuse the two and I don’t care. Hey! Hey! I love you! I love you and I’m sick. I’ll talk
Monster (Aileen)
LEE: God damn it, Selby. Keep your f -ing voice down! Now listen to me… They aren”t coming! I never wanted you in this s -, Sell. But I know what I”m doing alright? There”s no f -ing way for you to understand it all so you gotta trust me.
Pulp Fiction (Jules Winnfield)
Oh, oh, you ready to blow? … Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ muthafucka, muthafucka. Everytime my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly TNT, I’m the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the fuck am I doin’ in the back? You the muthafucka should be on brain detail. We’re fucking
Network (Schlesinger)
SCHLESINGER: These are those four outlines submitted by Universal for an hour series. You needn”t bother to read them. I”ll tell them to you. The first one is set in a large Eastern law school, presumably Harvard. The series is irresistibly entitled The Young Lawyers. The running characters are a
The Breakfast Club (Carl)
CARL: You wanna be a janitor? Oh, really? You guys think I”m just some untouchable peasant? Peon? huh? Maybe so, but following a broom around after shitheads like you for the past eight years I”ve learned a couple of things… I look through your letters, I look through your lockers…
Waiting for Guffman (Corky St. Clair)
So what I’m understanding here, correct me, if I’m wrong, is that you’re not givin’ me any money. So now I’m left basically with nothin’. I’m left with zero, in which, in which, what can I do with zero, you know? What can I … I can’t do anythin’ with