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American Graffiti (Manager)
MANAGER: Sit down a minute. Listen, it”s early in the morning. Now, I can”t really talk for the Wolfman. But I think if he was here he”d tell you to get your ass in gear. Now, no offense to your home town here, but this place ain”t exactly the hub
Milk (Harvey Milk)
I ask this… If there should be an assassination, I would hope that five, ten, one hundred, a thousand would rise. I would like to see every gay lawyer, every gay architect come out. If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door… And that’s
Patton (George S. Patton)
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Titanic (Jack Dawson)
I’m the king of the world! Whaowhooooo! Whoa! Whoahoho! Yeeeeeha! Owwwwooo!!!
The Queen (HM The Queen)
Their grief? If you imagine I’m going to drop everything and come down to London before I attend to my grandchildren who’ve just lost their mother, then you’re mistaken. I doubt there is anyone who knows the British people more than I do, Mr. Blair, nor who has greater faith
Blood Diamond (Maddy Bowen)
Do you think I’m exploiting his grief? You’re right, it’s shit. It’s like one of those infomercials. You know, little black babies with swollen bellies with flies in their eyes. It’s right here. I’ve got dead mothers. I’ve got severed limbs, but it’s nothing new. And it might be enough