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Room (Jack)
JACK: I”ve been in the world nineteen hours. I”ve seen pancakes and stairs and a cat and windows and hundreds of cars and birds and police and doctors and Grandma and Grandpa, and persons with different faces and bigness and smells talking all at the same time. The world”s like
Waiting for Guffman (Corky St. Clair)
So what I’m understanding here, correct me, if I’m wrong, is that you’re not givin’ me any money. So now I’m left basically with nothin’. I’m left with zero, in which, in which, what can I do with zero, you know? What can I … I can’t do anythin’ with
Pride and Prejudice (Mr. Darcy)
You must know, surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were
Wanted (Wesley Allan Gibson)
I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. But I want you to know, if you weren’t such a bitch, we’d feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it
Cant Hardly Wait” (Trip McNeely)
TRIP McNEELY: Seriously. Hey man, I thought college was gonna be the AM/PM of p -. I thought I”d be writin” more true -life letters to “Hustler” than I would term papers. Hell, that”s even why I broke up with Janine before I left. College women are totally different, bro.
Camille (Armand Duval)
Don’t say such things, Marguerite, even if we can’t go to the country today. Think of how happy we were once and how happy we shall be again. Think of the day you found the four leaf clover, and all the good luck it’s going to bring us. Think of