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Dog Day Afternoon (Sonny Wortzik)
I don’t wanna talk to some flunky pig trying to calm me man. … What’s he doing? Go back there man! He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it! Huh? ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! REMEMBER ATTICA?
Crazy, Stupid, Love (Jacob)
JACOB: I find you incredibly sexy. It”s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line. There are many attractive women in this bar – including your friend here – and I”ve been unable to take my eyes off you, only you, for the past two hours. Again: not a cheesy pick-up
American Graffiti (Joe)
JOE: Listen, ah – Carl, I – Curt. Despite you scratching Gil”s car, I like you. And I know what you”d like more than anything right now. Like every guy in town, you got the same secret dream, right? Ya want to join the Pharaohs. Huh? You can admit it
The Merchant of Venice (Shylock)
He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what’s his reason? I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions,
Gladiator (Maximus Decimus Meridius)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
About Schmidt (Roberta Talks About Randall)
ROBERTA: Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss. I understand it. I do. I feel sorry for him. I just… My first husband was the same way.It lasted nineteen months. He turned