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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Raoul Duke)
There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Up in the Air (Jim)
JIM: I don”t think I can do this. I was just laying there last night in bed and I couldn”t sleep. I was thinking about the wedding and the ceremony and all. Us buying a house and moving in together. Having a kid… Having another kid… (begins to snowball) …
Waiting to Exhale (Bernadine Harris)
The worst thing is that he made me move out here where my children are in school with only one other black kid so they won’t be improperly influenced. Well, guess what John, you’re the motherfuckin’ improper influence! Get your shit! Get your shit! And, get out!
JFK (Jim Garrison)
‘Treason doth never prosper,’ wrote an English poet, ‘What’s the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.’ The American public has yet to see the Zapruder film. Why? The American public has yet to see the real X-rays and photographs of the autopsy. Why? There are hundreds
Dangerous Beauty (Beatrice Venier)
When my daughter is old enough, I want you to make her a courtesan. The life you live, the freedom that you have. Would you deny my daughter the same chance? Do you know what my daughter’s nurse told her this morning? That in a girl’s voice lies temptation. A
Cool Hand Luke (Captain)
Don’t you ever talk that way to me. Nyaahh! Gyadah! What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it. And I don’t like it anymore