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Predator (Dutch)
I think this is what you’re looking for. … YOU SET US UP! It’s all bullshit, all of it! The Cabinet Minister, the whole business. Got us in here to do your dirty work. … SHUT UP! Shut up! … So you cooked up a story and dropped the six
500 Days of Summer (Tom)
TOM: I don”t know. It”s not that simple. Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We”re adults. We know how we feel. We don”t need to label it. “Boyfriend, girlfriend.” That stuff is very… juvenile. Ok. Number one. Your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the 7th grade and
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
Charlie Wilson’s War (Gust Avrakotos)
My loyalty! For twenty-four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that’s because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that’s because I’m an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!
The Two Jakes (Jake Gittes)
Time changes things like the fruit stand that turns into a filling station. But the footprints and signs from the past are everywhere. They’ve been fighting over this land since the first Spanish missionaries showed the Indians the benefits of religion, horses, and a few years of forced labor. The
Romeo and Juliet (Juliet Capulet)
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I’ll no longer be a Capulet. ‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What’s Montague? it is