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Lean on Me (Joe Louis Clark)
You may sit down, Mr. O’Malley. You think you can run this school? If you could, then I wouldn’t be here, would I? No one talks in my meetings. NO ONE! You take out your pencils and write. I want the names of every hoodlum, drug dealer, and miscreant who’s
42nd Street (Julian Marsh)
All right, now, everybody. Quiet, and listen to me. Tomorrow morning, we’re gonna start a show. We’re gonna rehearse for five weeks and we’re gonna open on scheduled time. And I mean scheduled time. You’re gonna work and sweat and work some more. You’re gonna work days and you’re gonna
All Quiet on the Western Front (Paul Bäumer)
I can’t say anything…I can’t tell you anything you don’t know. We live in the trenches out there. We fight. We try not to be killed; sometimes we are. That’s all… I’ve been there! I know what it’s like…. I heard you in here reciting that same old stuff, making
Network (Hackett)
HACKETT: I got a hit, Schumacher, and Ruddy doesn”t count any more. He was hoping I”d fall on my face with this Beale show, but I didn”t. It”s a big, fat, big-t -d hit, and I don”t have to waffle around with Ruddy any more. If he wants to take
300 (Queen Gorgos)
Councilmen, I stand before you not only as your queen. I come to you as a mother. I come to you as a wife. I come to you as a Spartan woman. I come to you with great humility. I am not here to represent Leonidas. His actions speak louder
The Hospital (Dr. Herbert Bock)
You’re wasting your time. I’ve been impotent for years. … What the hell is wrong with being impotent? Kids are more hung up on sex than the Victorians. I got a son, 23 years old. I threw him out of the house last year. Pietistic little humbug. He preached universal