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The Sound of Music (Maria von Trapp)
Dear Father, now I know why you sent me here. To help these children prepare for a new mother. And I pray this will become a happy family in Thy sight. God bless the captain. God bless Liesl and Friedrich. God bless Louisa, Brigitta, Marta and little Gretl. And I
Six Degrees of Separation (Paul)
The aura about this book of Salinger’s which perhaps should be read by everyone but young men is this. It mirrors like a fun house mirror and amplifies like a distorted speaker one of the great tragedies our time: the death of the imagination, because what else is paralysis? The
Reservoir Dogs (Mr. Brown)
Let me tell you what “Like a Virgin’” is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song, it’s a metaphor for big dicks. Like a Virgin’s not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That’s what True Blue’s about.
Glee (Sue Sylvester)
I wanna pit these kids against one another, am I clear? … Ah, a chink in the armor, huh? I am going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a
500 Days of Summer (Tom)
TOM: I don”t know. It”s not that simple. Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We”re adults. We know how we feel. We don”t need to label it. “Boyfriend, girlfriend.” That stuff is very… juvenile. Ok. Number one. Your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the 7th grade and
